Claims to Fame
- Won first prize in a milk drinking contest at the Petaluma State Fair.
- Won "Most Important Choir Member" award two years in a row in Junior High School.
- Streaked a Tower of Power set at the Oakland Coliseum at the age of fifteen.
- Got thrown out of a Seventh Day Adventist Boarding Academy for allegedly practicing witchcraft.
- Met Michael Jackson's chimpanzee, "Bubbles".
- Was bitten by Sheila E.'s dog.
- Played the Category Game with David Bowie (who tried to cheat!)
- Kayaked in the Bay of Fundy.
- Adopted a baby pigeon found in an Atlanta garbage heap and took it on the Purple Rain tour (it loved the free rides on Prince's chartered plane.)
- Got all four Ramones' autographs on a $1 food stamp.
- Auditioned for (but was not hired by) Cher.
